Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2000 12:20:26 -0700
From: Taylor
To: Cameron Barrett
Subject: Cease and Desist

Mr. Barrett:

It has come to my attention that you have made an unauthorized use of my
trademark, hereafter referred to as "a bright orange shirt". I have reserved
all rights to wearing bright orange shirts, bright orange jackets, bright
orange sweatshirts, and any other apparel that could be construed, mistaken,
or otherwise perceived as being bright orange torso coverings.

As you neither asked for nor received permission to use my trademark, or to
create a licensed copy. I believe you have willfully infringed my rights
under 17 U.S.C. Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory
damages as high as $100,000,000.00 as set forth in Section 504(c)(2)
therein.

I demand that you immediately cease the use and mention of said bright
orange shirt, that you deliver to me all unused, clean copies of same, or
destroy such copies immediately if they happen to have soiled, sweated upon,
or otherwise made to stink, and that you desist from this or any other
infringement of my rights in the future. If I have not received an
affirmative response from you by July 1st, 2000 indicating that you have
fully complied with these requirements, I shall take further action against
you. Most likely resulting in your weblog being split in two separate
weblogs (one dealing with anti Microsoft rants and other technology news,
the other concerning cultural curios, both on and off the net, of interest
to developers).

Very truly yours,
The Evil Legal Department
Captain Cursor Creations
HTTP://www.captaincursor.com/