10 More Ways to Fire Cameron Barrett [if you are or were a co-worker of Cameron Barrett] [Backstory] Complain about his lack of hair to your boss. Visit his web page and complain about it's grayness. Complain about his incredibly thick toenails [genetic defect]. Tell your boss that you don't like red cars, and that since Cameron drives a red car, you want him fired. He's a male, and he was invading our all-female workforce, therefore, he must be fired. Complain about his nail-biting habit. Complain that he's a twin, therefore a freak of nature. Suck as much knowledge out of his brain in six weeks, and then fire him for a dumb reason [oh, wait, that one's already taken]. Complain about how he posts way too much stuff on his personal web site and that what he really needs is a life that exists away from his computer and South Park cartoons on Wednesday nights. Promise him a cool trip to IW 97 in NY, and then renig once the boss finds out that, yes, this new media stuff does cost money. Complain to your boss that all Cameron ever talks about are Macs and something called Frontier, which he claims to be the next killer app for web site development.